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What do you call identical boobs? Identitties.
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I crack jokes and play games and that's really more my nature than being cold.
Bernhard Langer
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I guess I'm like Roger Miller who used to say that he didn't have as many jokes as he thought he did.
Glen Campbell
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Did you hear about the frog that double parked? He was toad away...
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You can never have a thousand percent batting average on jokes, it's just never going to happen.
Paul Feig
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
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Lebron: I'm proposing to my girl. Kobe: With what?
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What do you call a black transformer? Optimus Crime.
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Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.
Judd Nelson
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If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.
Roseanne
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What do you call a fake noodle??? An impasta.
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Johnny Carson started the jokes about me and Marlin in his monologues.
Jim Fowler
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
Groucho Marx
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How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
Spike Milligan
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Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
Mark Twain
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So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.'
Tim Vine
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
Victoria Wood
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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Soon I learned that the worse the puns and jokes, the funnier they could be, if you knew how to deliver them.
John Lasseter
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