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Infant baptism when practiced can be no more than an expression of the faith and hope of the parents that their child will ultimately be saved.
Lewis Sperry Chafer
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Remember that the task of a single mom is not a joke. It is very difficult for children to be raised by both parent. How much more a single mother? You have to be ready for this great task and never try to unleash your frustration on your children.
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Baptism is, in fact, much more than a ritual conferring membership in a community, as many people conceive it nowadays. It is a process of birth, through which a new dimension of life opens out.
Peter Seewald
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A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late, now too early, by which Society would register the quick motions of man.
E M Forster
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Baptism has always been a compound act absorbing cultural patterns into itself: it has taken on definite shape in various cultures, shaping those cultures in turn.
Adian Kavangh
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I like you. Ive liked you since the day we started talking. I like your laugh, smile, face, body, personality, humor. Everything. I could literally write a book about you, I can talk to you about anything thats on my mind; with you its different, completely different, its like Ive known you my whole life. The way we joke around and talk, when we hang out, everything, its just amazing to have you as one of my best friends.I can be myself around you, I dont have to act like something or someone Im not and I LOVE that. I feel like I can be real around you. Like I dont have to hide anything. You're an amazing guy and Im here for you whenever you need someone to talk to or anything. Its everything about you that I like, in my eyes, youre perfect.
Larissa Brodie
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Baptism is the sacrament of allegiance of them that are to be received into the Kingdom of God, that is to say, into Eternal life, that is to say, to Remission of Sin. For as Eternal life was lost by the committing, so it is recovered by the remitting of men's sins.
Thomas Hobbes
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I thought of you today but thats nothing new. I thought about you yesterday and the day before that too. For every day good or bad you'll always be in my head. I hope you've understood everything Ive said. This isn't just a joke or a silly lie. Id never do anything to make you wanna cry. Im sorry if I do something to make you really mad. It only comes back and makes me really sad. I really do love you and everything you are. I hope this relationship gets really far. I'll never get you out I simply don't know how. In fact Im thinking of you right about now. You're everything I need and everything to me. You know exactly who you are and what you want to be. You always make me smile just by being there. I hope you know how much I really do care. Every time I think of you my stomach seems to twist. This is why I love you, Ive made a huge list. The list goes on forever and never will it end. Neither will our relationship you'll always be my friend.
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Baptism was to put a line of demarcation between your past sins when you are buried with Him by Baptism...you are burying your past sins, eradicating them--putting a line in the sand saying that old man is dead and he is no longer alive any more and I rise up to walk in the newness of life.
TD Jakes
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Baptism is rich in meaning. It suggests cleansing. When you are a disciple, you understand that you are cleansed by Christ. You understand that Christ died in your place on the cross, paying for your sins, fully forgiving you for all your wrongs. You are cleansed from guilt, and you are becoming a cleaner, healthier, more whole person.
Brian D Mclaren
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I don't want a perfect girl, perfect doesn't exist. I just want a girl who's perfect for me. A girl who I can talk to for hours without getting bored. A girl who understands me and who will always be there for me. I want a girl who would sit down and play video games with me, she'll take the controller and act as if she knows what she's doing. I want a girl that I can be weird with and she's jus t as weird. We can joke around, play pranks and have fun with each other. I want a girl that leaves me special messages where she tells me her feelings, it's like a reminder of how good of a job I'm doing in making her happy. I want a girl who has confidence, values, and knows exactly what she wants. Most importantly, I want a girl with an awesome personality. A girls personality is what sets her apart from the rest, it's what makes them unique and that's why I love it. Ultimately, at the end of the day I just want a girl who I can call mine, a girl who won't hurt me and who will accept me for me.
Mahmoud El Hallab
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Know ye not, that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death? Therefore we are buried with him by baptism into death: that like as Christ was raised up from the dead by the glory of the Father, even so we also should walk in newness of life. For if we have been planted together in the likeness of his death, we shall be also in the likeness of his resurrection. -Romans 6:3-5
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But Jesus said unto them, Ye know not what ye ask: can ye drink of the cup that I drink of? and be baptized with the baptism that I am baptized with? / And they said unto him, We can. And Jesus said unto them, Ye shall indeed drink of the cup that I drink of; and with the baptism that I am baptized withal shall ye be baptized: / But to sit on my right hand and on my left hand is not mine to give; but it shall be given to them for whom it is prepared.
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Religion needs a baptism of horse sense.
Billy Sunday
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Vaccination is the medical sacrament corresponding to baptism. Whether it is or is not more efficacious I do not know.
Samuel Butler
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With soap, baptism is a good thing.
Robert Ingersoll
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Deep, unspeakable suffering may well be called a baptism, a regeneration, the initiation into a new state.
Ira Gershwin
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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
H L Mencken
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A national political campaign is better than the best circus ever heard of, with a mass baptism and a couple of hangings thrown in.
Henry Louis Mencken
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God's people should be baptized because God commanded it, not because some church requires it.
John R Rice
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