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Bar Mitzvah J Quotes & Sayings
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I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-year bar band!
Eric Carr
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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Saul: You still got that bong I got you when I was in Tel Aviv? Red: Hell yeah, Bong Mitzvah! Hit it up, dude!
Pineapple Express
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I had a bat mitzvah, was confirmed, went to Jewish summer camp, I go to temple for the High Holy Days. I think, like most people in their early 20s, I kind of strayed away from it. I think once I have a family I'll be back into it.
Lizzy Caplan
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
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Just another girl alone at the bar.
3OH!3
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The bar raises as you go.
William H Macy
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In the back of the car, on the way to the bar.
3OH!3
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
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Happiness is when you love who you are and you are able to accept yourself and others.
Bar Refaeli
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If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
Jessica Cutler
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The year hasn't started yet and it's already been the best I've ever had.
Bar Refaeli
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The bar is called Heaven.
Talking Heads
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I just set the bar, ni...s fall under it like a limbo.
Drake
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Modeling gave me an opportunity to be someone I'm not each day.
Bar Refaeli
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The need to be right all the time is the biggest bar to new ideas.
Edward De Bono
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It's Friday! I'm as happy as a newborn in a topless bar!
Unknown
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Girls like to monkey bar...They like to hold on to one until they move on to the next one.
Unknown
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