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Bed Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Emo Philips
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If the sheets are still on the bed when its over, your doing it wrong.
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Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
Malcolm Wilson
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Being in the hospital is a downer, but there is good in everything, you are being served breakfast in bed, Get Well Soon.
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Those days where all you feel like doing is laying in bed.
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You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Samuel Rutherford
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Can someone please drag me out of bed and make me clean my house so I can see the floor again? THANKS
Justine Ezarik
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Let Wall Street have a nightmare and the whole country has to help get them back in bed again
Will Rogers
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Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
Simon Raven
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Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
Robert C Gallagher
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
W H Auden
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Ambrose Bierce
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Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
Michael Todd
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I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
Ahmet Zappa
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Single lifes good untill you get into bed at night and you feel alone.
Unknown
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Guess it's time to actually get up and stop pretending I can go back to bed..
Unknown
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You've made your bed...I just hope for your sake, you've cleaned the sheets. -Marianne
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please sit down a candle lit a shadow on a wall near the bed
Gary Numan
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If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Bruce Jenner
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Joel Madden
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