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Beer Funny Facts Quotes & Sayings
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
Frank Zappa
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A guy sitting with his girlfriend, drinking beer says, "I love you". Girl asks "Is it you or the beer talking?". Boy replies, "Its me. Talking to my beer."
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I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
Homer Simpson
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Beauty lies in the hands of the beer holder.
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
Kaiser Wilhelm
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Apparently beer contains female hormones. After you drink enough you can neither drive nor shut the hell up!
Tufail Mehraj
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
Xeni Jardin
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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.
Mark Twain
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Billy Carter
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Don't tell me of facts, I never believe facts; you know Canning said nothing was so fallacious as facts, except figures
Sydney Smith
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Brewers enjoy working to make beer as much as drinking beer instead of working .
Harold Rudolph
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Jerry Pournelle
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Facts from paper are not the same as facts from people. The reliability of the people giving you the facts is as important as the facts themselves.
Harold S Geneen
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I'm not a fan of facts. You see, facts can change, but my opinion will never change, no matter what the facts are.
Stephen Colbert
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You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.
Harry S Truman
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Creatures whose mainspring is curiosity enjoy the accumulating of facts far more than the pausing at times to reflect on those facts.
Clarence Day
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Facts, or what a man believes to be facts, are always delightful - Get your facts first, and - then you can distort 'em as much as you please
Mark Twain
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You can never get all the facts from just one newspaper, and unless you have all the facts, you cannot make proper judgements about what is going on.
Harry S Truman
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.
Anonymous
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Facts are facts and will not disappear on account of your likes
Jawaharlal Nehru
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