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Bernie Mac Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Bernie Mac Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut...then you fresh outta fu..in' luck!
Bernie Mac
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Every time you see a black romance it's over-the-top. There always has to be extreme hostility between the s..es. He has to cheat. she has to show him how independently strong she is, not just as a woman but as a black woman.
Bernie Mac
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
Bernie Mac
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They say if you don't have your health you ain't got nothing, but the truth is you ain't got nothing if you don't have no one to worry about your health.
Bernie Mac
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Roll the weed up...somebody turn the beat up....while I continue to spit relax and kick yo feet up...mac game so cold make yo nose runny...mac game so cold takin ho.. money.
Mac Dre
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You a parody, hilarity, that funny shit for the parakeets.
Mac Miller
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I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
Stephen King
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I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.
Mac Miller
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Mac D-R-ebonics dope as chronic put to a beat and make it stink like vomit.
Mac Dre
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I'm a stoner and I'm chillin with two bi...es like Jack, I pi.ps and I mac drive a Benz and a 'lac,
Mac Dre
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I don't sound like this dude, bi... I'm Mac. Now these girls all tryna suck my d..k, I rap.
Mac Miller
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I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fu..er?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word mother-fu..er actually means. Mother-fu..er is somethin' that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word mother-fu..er. Because the word mother-fu..er is a noun: it describes a person, place, or thing!
Bernie Mac
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So these funny little girls wanna take a trip. But no, only the M.O.S.T. dope with me other fools home or, boy? and cig free.
Mac Miller
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I'm a rap matic track addict and I'm back at it. Play me a beat with this heat, I'm a blap at it. The cat scated, when the mac spatted. You don't want to see me, punk get your hat flatted.
Mac Dre
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But typically for a project like the Mac, the size we had was pretty good. And it has different stages. The team grows as you have to write manuals and do testing... though the Mac had no formal testing.
Andy Hertzfeld
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My name Mac Miller, who the fu.. are you? Well my crew too live but I aint Uncle Luke.
Mac Miller
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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The Macintosh having shipped, his next agenda was to turn the rest of Apple into the Mac group. He had perceived the rest of Apple wasn't as creative or motivated as the Mac team, and what you need to take over the company are managers, not innovators or technical people.
Andy Hertzfeld
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Usually, I just do what I want, because I got it that way.
Bernie Worrell
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