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Big Nose Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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What do you call a man with no body and just a nose? Nobody nose.
Unknown
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Growing up I felt like my nose was big. I was always like, 'I'm going to get a nose job one day'. I'm glad I didn't.
Ashlee Simpson
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I was told repeatedly, You would be pretty if it weren't for that nose, You'd work more if it weren't for that nose. Hey have you considered getting a nose job?' You would think I had a nose the size of Texas. I was young and impressionable and I was told that enough that I started to believe it, so I got a nose job.
Kathy Griffin
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
Robert Frost
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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You little turds. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to infiltrate a gang like this? You see this nose? This is a fake nose. You want to wear a fake nose on your f*cking head? For, like, months on end! -Tom Hanson
21 Jump Street
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You know what they say about men with big feet...big socks.
Mario Tomasello
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Excuse me, here's your nose...I found it in my business.
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My eyes are too big, my nose is too flat, my ears stick out, my mouth is too big and my face is too small... my body is thin as a clarinet and my ankles are so skinny that I wear two pairs of bobby socks because I don't want people to see how thin they are.
Goldie Hawn
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Since I was a little child, my nose - I think it's too big.
Celine Dion
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I wish that burrito was stuck on your big dumb nose!
Daffy Duck
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Robin hasn't got a big nose - but I can soon arrange that.
Maurice Gibb
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The child had his mother's eyes, his mother's nose, and his mother's mouth. Which leaves his mother with a pretty blank expression.
Robert Benchley
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I am a big Bewitched fan... something about the way Elizabeth Montgomery twitched her nose.
Barry Williams
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Often times the right person is right under your nose. Make sure your nose isn't in the air.
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Talk ought always to run obliquely, not nose to nose with no chance of mental escape.
Frank Moore Colby
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I remember looking up to Barbra Streisand, and thinking, 'Finally, someone who has a Jewish nose, who didn't get a nose job.'
Lea Michele
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Everyone has that friend who's every day, like, 'I hate my nose, I hate my nose, I hate my nose.' You either need to come to peace with it and be like, alright, I hate it, but it's part of me - or change it. So I'm not against plastic surgery, I'm against plastic surgery when it doesn't really need to be done.
Lauren Conrad
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