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Captain America Funny Quotes & Sayings
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We're the home of America's pastime, America's Team, and now the largest participatory sport in America...bowling
Jay Burres
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The music industry over there seems to treat America like it's one territory even though they got offices in different parts of America - they're still quite sort of 'America is the territory.'
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America is providing the kind of leadership that the world respects and the world has come to understand; that is what America stands for.
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America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.
Harry S Truman
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Happy July 4th birthday to someone who looks much younger than America
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Let's honor America with fireworks purchased from illegal immigrants
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I'm worried this season of Jersey Shore will be less embarrassing to America than our government.
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May you be less of an international embarrassment to America this summer than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
Robert Orben
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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Folk who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign.
Milton Berle
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It's time that America's government lived by the same values as America's families. It's time we invested in America's future and made sure our people have the skills to compete and thrive in a 21st century economy. That's what Democrats believe.
Harry Reid
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And by the way, a piece of news, Israel is the one country in which everyone is pro-American, opposition and coalition alike. And I represent the entire people of Israel who say, 'Thank you, America.'' And we're friends of America, and we're the only reliable allies of America in the Middle East.
Benjamin Netanyahu
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Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...
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Now people all across America are starting to believe in America again. We are coming back, back to the heights of greatness, back to America's proud role as a temple of justice and a champion of peace.
Theodore C Sorensen
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Everywhere I go in America, there are monuments that list those who have given their lives for America. There is no mention of their race, their party affiliation, or what they did for a living. They lived and died under a single flag, fighting for a single purpose. They pledged allegiance to the UNITED States of America.
Mitt Romney
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One can not be an American by going about saying that one is an American. It is necessary to feel America, like America, love America and then work.
Georgia O'Keeffe
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And there's a visceral fun in watching Team America and making it, like taking a puppet and throwing it against the wall. Because it's not CG, there's something funny about it.
Matt Stone
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I read in the newspapers they are going to have 30 minutes of intellectual stuff on television every Monday from 7:30 to 8. to educate America. They couldn't educate America if they started at 6:30.
Groucho Marx
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This film business, perhaps more so in America than in Europe, has always been about young s..uality. It's not true of theatre, but in America, film audiences are young. It's not an intellectual cinema in America.
Jacqueline Bisset
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