TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Caption For A Funeral P Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Caption For A Funeral P" sorted by relevance. 144 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Funerals
Selfie Captions
Instagram Picture Caption
Facebook Status
Shit Talking
Hoes
Attention
Keeping It Real
Wisdom
Museums
Death And Dying
Funny
Death
Dark
Humor
Fathers Day
History
Sister
Friends
Show more
Money
Grief
Wedding
Taxes
Funerals Mourning
New Beginnings
Self-Improvement
Princess
Baptism
Parents
Exercise
Funny Workout
Fitness Jokes
Friday The 13th
Superstition
Superstitious
Someone Dying
Fake Girls
Fake Friends
Christian
Success
Failure
Time
Art
Heart
Breakup
Ex Girlfriend
Ex Boyfriend
Moving On
QUOTES
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
83 Likes
Wedding quotes
Funerals quotes
Sponsored Links
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
Olin Miller
4 Likes
Taxes quotes
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
21 Likes
Wedding quotes
Funerals quotes
Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men
Quintus Ennius
9 Likes
Funerals Mourning quotes
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding, and the baby at every christening
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
19 Likes
Wedding quotes
Funerals quotes
Sponsored Links
I shall never forget the despair and agony on the parents' faces on the awful day of the funeral when the 13 little children, victims not only of John D. Rockefeller, but of the government of the state of Colorado were buried.
Ella R Bloor
0 Likes
And I can feel one of my turns coming on. I feel cold as a razor blade, Tight as a tourniquet, Dry as a funeral drum.
Pink Floyd
15 Likes
It is like visiting one's funeral, like visiting loss in its purest and most monumental form, this wild darkness, which is not only unknown but which one cannot enter as oneself.
Harold Brodkey
0 Likes
The best part of my day is going to my own funeral. Watching an old part of me going six-foot under that didn't benefit the newer better version of me.
Geraldine Vermaak
31 Likes
Death quotes
New Beginnings quotes
Self-improvement quotes
I got asked by a freelance journalist to jump in front of Princess Diana's funeral. How pathetic is that? That would have been the stupidest thing on the planet.
Mark Roberts
6 Likes
Princess quotes
Sponsored Links
Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral. They have the same effect of grating incongruity as the sound of a coarse voice breaking the solemn silence of night.
George Eliot
1 Likes
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now too late, now too early, by which Society would register the quick motions of man.
E M Forster
4 Likes
Baptism quotes
You only get one shot at this life. Some days you'll fly and some days you'll fall. Live so when your toes turn up, there'll be lots of folks at your funeral - not just to collect an inheritance and smell the flowers.
Uncle Phil
4 Likes
If we have another 2,000 people killed, I want Nancy Pelosi and George Soros, John Conyers and Pat Leahy to go to the funeral and say, 'Your son was vaporized because we didn't want to dump some guy's head under water for 30 seconds.'
Peter King
8 Likes
On the train to London, with those successfully exposed rolls in my bag, I hated myself and my profession. This sort of photography was only for undertakers, and I didn't like being one. If I was to share the funeral, I swore, I would have to share the procession.
Robert Capa
3 Likes
Sponsored Links
I always just hoped that, that I'd meet some nice friendly girl, like the look of her, hope the look of me didn't make her physically sick, then pop the question and... um... settle down and be happy. It worked for my parents. Well, apart from the divorce and all that!
Four Weddings And A Funeral
231 Likes
Parents quotes
When I exercise, I wear all black. It's like a funeral for my fat.
Unknown
137 Likes
Funny quotes
Exercise quotes
Humor quotes
Funny Workout quotes
Fitness Jokes quotes
if you were to pass a funeral procession on Friday the 13th, you will die the very next day.
Unknown
16 Likes
Friday The 13th quotes
Superstition quotes
Superstitious quotes
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral.
Gregory Nunn
88 Likes
Friends quotes
Death And Dying quotes
Funerals quotes
Someone Dying quotes
fu.. you. If you're not gonna be at my funeral, I don't give a fu.. about you and your problems. I stick to my real people.
Unknown
50 Likes
Fake Girls quotes
Fake Friends quotes
1
...
3
4
5
6
7
8
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 21
Advertising
Being Silly
Being Thankful
Believe In Yourself
Death
Discovery
Dream
Effort
Fighting
Girls
Goals
Goodbye
Heartbreak
IDGAF
Majority
Missing Him
Optimism
Sincerity
Single Parent
Style
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™