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Car Accident Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I ended up in college by accident. Everything in my life, I ended up in by accident. I was down south in this high school doing whatever. It could just not contain me. I quit school and took off and traveled around. Nobody knew where I was I just couldn't handle it anymore. It was a big scandal, I was gone. I left.
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I never did anything worth doing by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.
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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car
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I've always wanted to get into a cab and yell, 'Follow that car!!!'
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At what point to people get in their car and think 'I'm going to take a photo of myself for my profile picture!?'
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When I said I'd hit that I meant with my car.
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Sorry your car isn't quite shitty enough for you to benefit from the Cash for Clunkers plan.
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A relationship without trust; is like a car without gas. You can sit in it as long as you want, but it won't go anywhere.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Got in a wreck with a smart car today, its totaled. My bike is fine though.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Hurricanes are like women: when they come, they're wet and wild, but when they leave they take your house and car.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
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Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills. Making the last car payment.
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