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Car Accident Funny Quotes & Sayings
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To say that I am organized is an understatement, but my car tells a different story.
Emily Procter
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All my car got leather and wood, in my hood we call it buck.
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It's like driving a car at night. You never see further than your headlights, but you can make the whole trip that way.
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No Joni Mitchell 8 track tapes in my car.
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If no heart beat so badly, and soda are not Klis life every moment of every accident are ready! Not found except for a period of despair,who says the light ofhope dared live ambitious
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But in answer to your question about the conspiracy angle, I think that any historian worth his salt, and this is where I fault Stephen Ambrose and a lot of these guys who attack me - not all of life is a result of conspiracy by any means! Accident occurs alongside conspiracy.
Oliver Stone
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In basketball, as in life true joy comes from being fully present in each and every moment, not just when things are going your way. Of course, it's no accident that things are more likely to go your way when you stop worrying about whether you're going to win or lose and focus your full attention on what's happening right this moment.
Phil Jackson
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Since the Columbia accident, the Russian space agency, or the Russian space program, has been literally carrying the load bringing us all the supplies we need on the Progress vehicle, smaller amounts on the Soyuz vehicles.
John L Phillips
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The accident was a horrible thing - but that horrible thing made Chris, at the end of his life, Superman. It's a happy irony if there is such a thing. I'm proud to have known him.
Morgan Freeman
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If we get in an accident that's strong enough to break bones, it's going to break bones. What makes me a little bit higher risk is that if I break my right ankle again, I've got a bunch of screws and plates in there, and that would not be good.
Al Unser
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Talent is no accident of birth. In today's society a good many people seem to have the idea that if one is born without talent, there is nothing he can do about it; they simply resign themselves to what they consider to be their fate. Consequently th
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Sometimes, the best relationships happen by accident.
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If this is some kind of practical joke, it's not funny, and I know funny. I'm a clownfish. -Marlin
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The awkward moment when you realize your joke isn't as funny as you thought.
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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.
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