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Car Accident Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Pain is strange. A cat killing a bird, a car accident, a fire.... Pain arrives, BANG, and there it is, it sits on you. It's real. And to anybody watching, you look foolish. Like you've suddenly become an idiot. There's no cure for it unless you know somebody who understands how you feel, and knows how to help.
Charles Bukowski
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I never did anything by accident, nor did any of my inventions come by accident; they came by work.
Thomas A Edison
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It's not a case of 'look at me in my car'; it's more, 'look at the car'. I like the idea of other people enjoying them, because everything has become a bit faceless and nobody likes the motor car any more.
Jay Kay
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You can't show me an ad on TV with hard bodies and say I have to buy that car. You have to tell me why that car is better and safer than another car.
Doris Roberts
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At a car dealership, the person who sells the car is the hero, and also gets the commission. But if the mechanics don't service that car well, the customer won't return.
Roger Staubach
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What's that, new Dolces? These here chrome heart. You need a key for yours? Me, mine will auto-start. Man I talk to the car, the car talk back. Then I step up out the car, watch the car back back.
Rocko
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None of the modes by which a magistrate is appointed, popular election, the accident of the lot, or the accident of birth, affords, as far as we can perceive, much security for his being wiser than any of his neighbours.
Thomas Babington
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I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
Steven Wright
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Does a prostitude file pregnancy as a work-related accident?
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Cheating is not an accident. Falling off a bike is an accident...You don't just trip and fall into a vagina.
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I wanted to end my life so bad and was in my car ready to go down that ramp into the water, and I did go part way, but I stopped. I went again and stopped. I then got out of the car and stood by the car a nervous wreck.
Susan Smith
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I look at autism like a bus accident, and you don't become cured from a bus accident, but you can recover.
Jenny McCarthy
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A weak man is just by accident. A strong but non-violent man is unjust by accident.
Mohandas Gandhi
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We make mistakes by accident or accidentally not on accident.
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No matter how hard it is, true love is also the result of an accident in the dream of our life, and that accident is an event that happens in our soul.
Sorin Cerin
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I want someone who can buy me a new car...
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A weak man is just by accident. A strong but non-violent man is unjust by accident.
Mohandas Gandhi
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Never have more children than you have car windows.
Erma Bombeck
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I'll never take my mom's car out again until I can do it legally.
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Indian car maker Tata motors, has unveiled the world's cheapest car, which sells for 2000 dollars. The Tata is not the world's most attractive car, but they look better when you push two of them together.
Seth Meyers
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