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Cartman Friday Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Cartman Friday" sorted by relevance. 436 matching entries found.
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Oh no, people! Come on! We're so close to completing my final solution! - Cartman
South Park
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Speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stans little homo dog.
Eric Cartman
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Cartman: Stan and Kyle are uncaring vagina-faces.
South Park
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Token, how many times do we have to go over this? Youre black. You can play the bass.
Eric Cartman
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Lord, by shedding his blood for us, your Son, Jesus Christ, established the paschal mystery. In your goodness, make us holy and watch over us always. We ask this through Christ, our Lord.
Unknown
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Almighty God, we pray you graciously to behold this your family, for whom our Lord Jesus Christ was willing to be betrayed, and given into the hands of sinners, and to suffer death upon the cross; who now lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever. Amen.
Unknown
21 Likes
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Now stop wasting Mel Gibsons time, you little pu... prick.
Eric Cartman
13 Likes
Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
Eric Cartman
6 Likes
Well, Ive been lickin this carpet for 3 whole hours and I dont feel like a lesbian.
Eric Cartman
26 Likes
Well, I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
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I've been devoting myself to you Monday to Monday and Friday to Friday.
Shakira
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Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving.
Unknown
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When you are tying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind.
Eric Cartman
22 Likes
Its an Afghanistan goat, so it cant stay here, or else itll choke on the sweet air of freedom.
Eric Cartman
32 Likes
Lord into your Sacred Heart I place my heart united to all my needs and desires, I present humbly my petitions, please deign to listen to my plea, embrace me with your love, respond to my soul, look at me your child who comes attracted by your love.
Unknown
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Father, look with love upon your people, the love which the Lord Jesus Christ showed us when he delivered himself to evil men and suffered the agony of the cross, for he lives and reigns with you and the Holy Spirit, one God, for ever and ever.
Unknown
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Sorry shoppers on Black Friday will block and tackle better than your football team on Thanksgiving.
Unknown
33 Likes
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Hippies.Theyre everywhere. They wanna save the earth, but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad.
Eric Cartman
48 Likes
You have rats in your house, too, Kenny? Seriously, you better stop being so poor or else Im gonna start huckin rocks at you.
Eric Cartman
28 Likes
Dude, Cartman, look! Your mom is on the cover of Crack whor.. magazine! - Kyle Broflovski
South Park
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