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Check Facebook Go To Bed Quotes & Sayings
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue...you look bangable, so I'll add you.
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When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN MY MOUTH!'
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Everybody listen up; come on and get a lil closer, Got two barbies on da bed four barbies on da sofa, I might add her to my facebook if she just let me poke her, I might take her to atl so she can work at strokers.
Travis Porter
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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s.. is like math: You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and pray you don't multiply.
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I suffer from Irish-Catholic guilt. Guilt is a good reality check. It keeps that 'do what makes you happy' thing in check.
Edward Burns
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I know people who make 15k a year but thrive and 500k a year but lives check to check.
Philip DeFranco
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Several times we were stranded in strange places without any money and with our credit cards cancelled - trapped in a hotel that we couldn't check out of because we had no money to check out.
Renny Harlin
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Homey don't quit. What else are you gonna do? It's like those guys in the cartoon they get up in the morning, check the clock and fight all day and after it's over they check the clock and go home. That's how it goes.
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Spooning For girls: A nice, warm and cozy cuddle. For guys: A dead arm, a face full of hair and a awkward boner that you can't do anything about.
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Be cautious of playing your Queen in front of your King and in subjecting yourself to a discovered check. It is better when check is given to your King to interpose a man that attacks the checking Piece than with one that does not.
Howard Staunton
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I wish facebook would notify me when people delete me, that way I can Like it.
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There should be a 'Thats what she said' button on Facebook.
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
John Dobbin
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
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Easily the best thing about Facebook: The ability to read other people's fights.
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Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fu..ing hate him.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you?
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When going to work has become a nice break from Facebook, it's safe to say you're a Facebook junkie.
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