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Chris Tucker Funny Quotes & Sayings
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If the Cowboys and Titans ain't playing, I'm not interested.
Tanya Tucker
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The exercise of authority over the same area by two States is a contradiction.
Benjamin Tucker
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Jeff Bodine was saying that when he gets depressed, that he cleans house.
Tanya Tucker
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Studies have shown people listen to TV than watch it.
Tucker Carlson
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Words are not even within me. They're not in my vocabulary to really express the kind of feeling that I had.
Tanya Tucker
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The key is just to ignore the pain, because physical comedy only works if you see someone get hurt and they aren't actually hurt. If someone gets hit in the face with a bat, falls down, and gets back up, it's funny. If they stay down and their jaw is wired shut in the next scene, it's really tragic and weird. You have to pretend it doesn't hurt.
Chris Pratt
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My personal life is the same. At the end of the day, this is just a job. I love what I do, and it's a great job. But it's like my alter ego. There's Chris Brown the singer. And there's Christopher Brown, the down-home Tappahannock boy that plays video games and basketball and hangs out.
Chris Brown
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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But which is the State's essential function, aggression or defence, few seem to know or care.
Benjamin Tucker
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To politicize a man's tragic death is about as low as you can go, isn't it?
Tucker Carlson
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And as long as people want to hear me sing, I don't know why I'd retire.
Tanya Tucker
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Such security is equal liberty. But it is not necessarily equality in the use of the earth.
Benjamin Tucker
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It is nice to be around people who think differently than you. They challenge your ideas and keep you from being complacent.
Tucker Carlson
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Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.
Tanya Tucker
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But this is not to say that the society which inflicts capital punishment commits murder.
Benjamin Tucker
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know? People are nice to ya, they give you the beneift o' the doubt... You drive a flash car down the freeway and the cops'll pull y'over and before they even look they like 'What the f**k are you doing?' and then they see it's you and they like 'Awww man, it's Chris Rock, it's okay, man we thought you was a ni...'.
Chris Rock
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We enact many laws that manufacture criminals, and then a few that punish them
Allen Tucker
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I do enjoy making videos, even though they are long days and very hard work.
Tanya Tucker
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I think Michael Moore is loathsome, though, not because he dislikes Bush, but because he seems to dislike America.
Tucker Carlson
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