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Christmas Santa Quotes & Sayings
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love!
Hamilton Wright Mabie
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Parents should stop telling their kids about santa clause because it keeps them from knowing the true meaning of christmas.
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If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December.
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For centuries men have kept an appointment with Christmas. Christmas means fellowship, feasting, giving and receiving, a time of good cheer, home.
W J Tucker
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
Calvin Coolidge
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Dear Santa, I already have everything I could possibly wish for this year. Got my family, good friends and LOVE. Please take care of those who need you. THANK YOU!! XX
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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May the spirit of Christmas bring you peace, The gladness of Christmas give you hope, The warmth of Christmas grant you love.
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I've put a lot of thought into asking Siri what to get you for Christmas.
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Never worry about the size of your Christmas tree. In the eyes of children, they are all 30 feet tall.
Larry Wilde
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Pretending to believe in the Mayan apocalypse prophecy is a great way to get out of buying Christmas presents.
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Merry Christmas to someone who'd care more about Baby Jesus if he was in Kate Middleton's uterus.
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This year I plan to start putting off my Christmas shopping extra early.
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