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Chritmas And Santa Quotes & Sayings
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
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Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa
Bart Simpson
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.
Gary Allan
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Wear a smile and a Santa hat when you walk through the mall.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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Santa is very jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live.
Dennis Miller
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun!
Hayden Christensen
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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Here's hoping Santa is able to deliver all his toys before he's shot by an NRA member.
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No, there are some location shoots in Vegas, maybe four trips a year. It's shot in Santa Clarita, CA.
George Eads
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Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don't, who will?
Jon Bon Jovi
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I want a Secret Santa gift that makes me feel s..ually violated.
Unknown
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Parents should stop telling their kids about santa clause because it keeps them from knowing the true meaning of christmas.
Unknown
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If not for Santa, Jesus would be my favorite fictional bearded guy that gets celebrated in December.
Unknown
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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