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Chuck Morris Joke Quotes & Sayings
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If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.
Chuck Jones
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The rules are simple. Take your work, but never yourself, seriously. Pour in the love and whatever skill you have, and it will come out.
Chuck Jones
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The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
Chuck Palahniuk
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I'm plagued with indecision in my life. I can't figure out what to order in a restaurant.
Chuck Close
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In 1918, when I was 6 or 7 years old, radio was just coming into use in the Great War.
Chuck Jones
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Fog and smog should not be confused and are easily separated by color.
Chuck Jones
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Early experiences convinced me that animals can and do have quite distinct personalities.
Chuck Jones
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Wanna hear a joke about my pe..s? Never mind, it's too long.
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The world we live in has become a joke! Sick shallow minded people craving attention in the wrong way!
Unknown
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I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.
Spike Milligan
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wanna hear a joke about my broken pencil? Never Mind, it's pointless...
Unknown
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I didn't just want to be Frank's daughter who sang Boots. I take my music very seriously and studied very hard. It's not a joke to me.
Nancy Sinatra
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The girl-next-door image is a sort of joke; for years, I couldn't get any roles other than as somebody dark.
Felicity Kendal
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Seeing couples happy makes you wanna be in a relationship but than again its just a joke for people to play with someones heart.
Unknown
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Ok here, like a hare, like a rabbit, I like karatsl Im allergic to having bunny ears, like broke, like nope, like ha, I aint no joke.
Jay-Z
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For the amount of talent I had - and I couldn't dance, act, or tell a joke - I enjoyed a tremendous career.
Perry Como
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The lack of intelligence, narrow minded views and pure ignorance I see on social networks sometimes is a joke.
Unknown
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Actors fall into this trap if they missed being loved for who they really were and not for what they could do - sing, dance, joke about - then they take that as love.
Gene Wilder
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If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
Jack Handey
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And don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote cuz if you can take a fu..ing d..k, you can take a joke.
Immortal Technique
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