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Chuck Morris Joke Quotes & Sayings
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The essays are different because ultimately it's things I'm interested in, and I'm really just writing about myself and using those subjects as a prism.
Chuck Klosterman
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I can count on one hand the number of instrumental hits there have been over the last ten years.
Chuck Mangione
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Having Willie Stargell on your ball club is like having a diamond ring on your finger.
Chuck Tanner
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I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
Chuck Palahniuk
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She tell mi seh if me get a next youth. She a chuck inna di river an she cya swim.
Vybz Kartel
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You are not a beautiful, unique snowflake... This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time.
Chuck Palahniuk
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In 1994, I started touring again and I recorded two albums for Chesky Jazz.
Chuck Mangione
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If people thought you were dying, they gave you their full attention.
Chuck Palahniuk
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Well, let's go back to the original intent of Social Security. It is an insurance contract.
Chuck Hagel
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When you're watching a cartoon and you understand the dir.. joke that you never understood as a kid.
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I would like to apologize, especially to the two daughters involved, Bristol and Willow, and also to the Governor and her family and everybody else who was outraged by the joke. I'm sorry about it and I'll try to do better in the future.
David Letterman
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All he cares about is going out there with his Jack Daniels bottle. Nothing has changed. That's kind of sad. If David was doing better than he used to be, then that would be different. But it was a joke and he made it that way.
Sammy Hagar
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The best advice he ever gave me was to keep it real, keep it simple. He was a big believer in not having to spell every joke out. You shouldn't have to explain it.
Andy Dick
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I think repeating yourself is a sign of old age, telling the same joke again and again. Especially if they're jokes that don't make people laugh.
Simon Le Bon
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Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke.
John Krasinski
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That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!
Alan Vega
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I Hate; Wasting my time. Repeating myself. Being treated like an option. Being lied to. Taken for granted. Taken as a joke. Played with. Mondays.
Unknown
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Tool of Communist agitators... it's really a joke, isn't it? Because, quite clearly, we are a party of real moderates. It just shows how little they understand.
Helen Suzman
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As for pictures and museums, that don't trouble me. The worst of going abroad is that you've always got to look at things of that sort. To have to do it at home would be beyond a joke.
Margaret Oliphant
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My favorite comedy is self-effacing, where the person doing the joke is the butt of it. That's always been the stuff I've gravitated toward. And also, I'm not that smooth, so that's only my opinion.
Andy Samberg
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