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Cocaine Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Kush on my breath, cocaine on my tongue. Eat that pus.., make it numb, she can't feel herself cu..
Lil Wayne
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I ain't got time fo a muhfu..in' pe..s. Gettin' dirty money pockets I could not dream bi....
Honey Cocaine
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In the final phase of cocaine intoxication, when suicide is likely, the victim cannot save himself by an effort of will. He has lost the power.
Carroll O'Connor
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Break down pies to pieces, make cocaine quiches. Money piles high as my nieces.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
Unknown
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Pitchin cocaine like Greg Maddox on the mound, Yo partner hit a foul cuz he shorted me a pound.
Gucci Mane
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They shoulda called me Little Cocaine, I was sniffing so much of the stuff! My nose got big enough to back a diesel truck in, unload it, and drive it right out again.
Little Richard
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People that say money cant buy happiness, have never hung out with me on a yacht full of hot naked girls with piles of cocaine and ecstasy.
Unknown
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Nigggas is biters, we let you slide with your writings. We knew that cocaine talk was not like ya. But who goes as far as trying to dress like him. One sequins glove could never make you Michael.
Pusha T (Clipse)
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Slangin' that cocaine fool, and I'm working late tonight and all them fiends be lovin' them thugs. 'Cause I got them rocks for them pipes. Come come with them ease.
Layzie Bone
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Caffeine is like a really attractive girl that has nothing to say. You get all jacked up on it and then you're left feeling hollow and empty. You drink eight cups of Starbucks, you might as well have done cocaine.
Adam Levine
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Heal a ni... from all this pain, momma smoking cocaine as it rains out Am I to blame, try to stay sane so I came out-side Where they rock with them thangs out.
J Cole
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I've had every known chemical--cocaine, booze--and tobacco is the hardest one in the world for me to quit. You watch old flicks? It's suggestion by looking at something: You see a cigarette, and it makes you want to smoke!
Ozzy Osbourne
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If a bi... fu.. around, I might go off. My advice is you better get dawn to go. You cannot shop at the mall, but I buy out the stores I got a box of jewels, I call it pot of gold.
Honey Cocaine
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I dont, like the laws. I dont like em' at all. You see the swagg and attitude is too fu..in' raw.
Honey Cocaine
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Be careful. Journalism is more addictive than crack cocaine. Your life can get out of balance.
Dan Rather
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Can't walk or talk cause I own you bi.... Please don't make me hot, I'm the coldest bi....
Honey Cocaine
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Uh, soft bi...es get hurt, soft ni...s get it worse come harder ya better work.
Honey Cocaine
25 Likes
Get the chains and the rings and the watches, bro and I boxed a slut, I just boxed a hoe.
Honey Cocaine
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