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College Student Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "College Student Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Teacher: Why are you talking during my lesson? Student: Why are you teaching during my conversation?
Zariahh Renee
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'Can I copy your homework?' We had homework?! QUICK gimme your pen!!!
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I'm here not just as an actress but as a woman, an African-American, a granddaughter of Ellis Island immigrants, a person who could not have afforded college without the help of student loans and as one of millions of volunteers working to re-elect President Obama!
Kerry Washington
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Behind every successful student, there is a deactivated Facebook account.
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If this boy passes the examinations he will be admitted; and if the white students choose to withdraw, all the income of the college will be devoted to his education on admitting the first black student to Harvard.
Edward Everett
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In school, group projects only taught me one thing: How much I hate other people.
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There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life. The only college where everyone is a permanent student.
Unknown
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It is not so important to be serious as it is to be serious about the important things. The monkey wears an expression of seriousness which would do credit to any college student, but the monkey is serious because he itches.
Robert M Hutchins
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I like school very much, and I'll go to college if my career slows down. But kids go to college to be where I am today. Not to put college down, but for me, it would be digressing.
Dana Hill
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I had one of my good friends kicked out of college for domestic violence. He had his college career ruined.
Eric Turner
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When I was younger, I was in love with everything about the British Isles, from British folklore to Celtic music. That was always where my passions were as a young girl, and so I studied folklore as a college student in England and Ireland.
Terri Windling
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When you go to college, your NBA value seems to go down. You can't get better when you go to college? That's absurd, ... The longer you stay in college, the more you grow and become a better player. Each year, I've improved, and I want to continue to get better.
Lawrence Roberts
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Clearly, once the student is no longer a student the possibilities of relationship are enlarged.
Marilyn Hacker
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If one student is unable to get online, it cripples that student's team and puts the whole course in jeopardy.
John Gallagher
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I haven't yet figured out how I was made first captain, because I was not an outstanding student. I was an adequate student.
William Westmoreland
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A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.
H L Mencken
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This delinquent is having s.. with your honor student.
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I wouldn't attach too much importance to these student riots. I remember when I was a student at the Sorbonne in Paris, I used to go out and riot occasionally.
John Foster Dulles
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C.L.A.S.S: Come Late And Start Sleeping.
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Pell grants are the foundation of Federal student aid. As someone who attended college with the help of Pell grants and as chairman of the Pell Grant Caucus, I know how important they are for our Nation's low-income students.
Ric Keller
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