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Coming Home Funny Quotes & Sayings
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that?
Casey Stengel
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One woman I was dating called and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Everywhere around the world They're coming to America Everytime that flags unfurled They're coming to America Got a dream to take them there They're coming to America Got a dream they come to share They're coming to America They're coming to America
Neil Diamond
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In the swirl of its pool the home-coming salmon has no intuition of anything changed.
Andrew Motion
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I knew I was coming home, I thought they would consider acquittal, I was disappointed that they didn't.
Louise Woodward
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There's nothing like coming home here, having the day off or morning off and going surfing. In Orlando I don't know what I would do.
Corbin Bernsen
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Coming Home had been made before and Apocalypse Now and Deer Hunter, different kinds of movies.
Oliver Stone
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I like to catch when she coming home. Lights out girl you know it's on. Looking good like a sundae cone.
Pretty Ricky
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Sweet pea, What's all this about? Don't get your way all you do is fuss and pout you're the only reason I keep on coming home.
Amos Lee
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This ain't no time for locking your phone and not coming home and startin' some shit when Im in the zone.
Drake
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Parents coming home tired from work and still have time for their kids. That's who I respect.
Mouth McFadden
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The hard thing is, coming home and crying yourself to sleep because your parents could care less what's going on in your life.
Unknown
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I feel that I'm at my best as a person and that I'm coming home when I walk on to a set, or on to a stage, so if I can perform in one way or another I think I'll be okay.
Claudia Black
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I know what it's like to have someone coming home who looks at you not in the way they used to in the old days, and I've seen my own face contorted with sadness and rage in the mirror.
Jane Birkin
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I've got a stag weekend coming up and I've said I'm not doing anything more than a few drinks. I won't have it. I'll go home and watch Antiques Roadshow.
Martin Freeman
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How you feel about coming home with a ni... for the night? If you nervous, hit the lights, I know we only fu..in' out of spite.
Drake
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Of the seven experiments, the ones that have been most investigated so far have been the pets. The dogs who know when their masters for coming home, and the sense of being stared at.
Rupert Sheldrake
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After a decade of grinding war, our brave men and women in uniform are coming home.
Barack Obama
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Feels like coming home after traveling a million miles. I am not alone. Searching for the starlight in the darkest skies.
Kerli
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