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Coming Home Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The thing about being at home versus being out in the world working is, it's a whole different vibe. When I'm home with my kids and partner, I will cook, even though she's a very good cook. She's learned over the years. We started with basics, you know, how to saute onions, how to saute mushrooms.
Cat Cora
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As an actor you want time at home, what amounts to half a year of working and half a year at home.
Zooey Deschanel
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There are so many things that come into writing a recipe, and it's really important if you're writing for home cooks to be cooking like you are at home.
Sally Schneider
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The child that never learns to obey his parents in the home will not obey God or man out of the home.
Susanne Wesley
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All I'm askin' is for a little respect when you come home, just a little bit. Hey baby, just a little bit, when you get home. just a little bit, mister just a little bit.
Aretha Franklin
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Id do anything for a perfect beach body, except work out and eat less.
Unknown
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
Unknown
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Our hotel is designed for guests who stay for five or more nights, but is also perfect for short stays and families who need to feel more at home while they are traveling. We are the ideal place for those travelers who are away from home or the office for several days but still need to have a full kitchen, executive business center and complimentary high-speed Internet access.
Peter Tosh
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Don't you realize that the sea is the home of water? All water is off on a journey unless it's in the sea, and it's homesick, and bound to make its way home someday
Zora Neale Hurston
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What people actually think: ha = you. suck. haha = not that funny. hahaha = really funny actually. hahahaha = funniest. thing. ever!! hahahahaha = I wanna be your friend/ gf/ bf. ahahahahaha = you. suck. a. lot.
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Let woman out of the home, let man into it, should be the aim of education. The home needs man, and the world outside needs woman.
Pearl S Buck
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Life takes you unexpected places, love brings you home.
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Home is a place you grow up wanting to leave, and grow old wanting to get back to
John Ed Pearce
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
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To you may the gods give all that you desire in your heart, a husband and a home, and may they grant beautiful harmony: for there is nothing greater and better than this, than when in harmony of mind a man and woman share a home they are a great grief to their enemies and a delight to their friends; they them-selves are greatly respected.
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Find someone who makes you realize three things: one, that home is not a place but a feeling. Two, that time is not measured by a clock, but by moments. And three, that heartbeats are not heard, but felt and shared.
Unknown
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My resolution is to spend less time working which means you'll have to work more.
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I hope one of your New Year's resolutions is to stop tagging me in New Year's photos.
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My resolution is to spend more time avoiding friends and family.
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Home is people. Not a place. If you go back there after the people are gone, then all you can see is what is not there any more.
Robin Hobb
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