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Cracked Egg Quotes & Sayings
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked.
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A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked
Bernard Meltzer
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A good friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg! Even though they know you're slightly cracked!
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It may be hard for an egg to turn into a bird: it would be a jolly sight harder for it to learn to fly while remaining an egg. We are like eggs at present. And you cannot go on indefinitely being just an ordinary, decent egg. We must be hatched or go bad.
C S Lewis
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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
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Mama was smoking so that crack shit wasn't for me. Coke ain't what it's cracked up to be. Rap ain't what's it's cracked up to be.
Stack Bundles
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A drunken man was dreaming that he died and reincarnated on earth as a chicken. He became heavy and tried to lay an egg! He pushed and pushed and laid the 1st egg, then the 2nd. He was pushing to lay a 3rd egg when his wife screamed ''James! You're shitting on the bed!"
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Leela cracked corn, and I dont care. Fry cracked corn, I still dont care. Bender cracked corn, and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!
Bender (The Cartoon Character)
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I bet you think an egg is something you casually order for breakfast when you can't think of anything else. Well, so did I once, but that was before the egg and I.
Claudette Colbert
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A hen is only an egg's way of making another egg.
Samuel Butler
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The egg of every species of animal or plant carries a definite number of bodies called chromosomes. The sperm carries the same number. Consequently, when the sperm unites with the egg, the fertilized egg will contain the double number of chromosomes.
Thomas Hunt Morgan
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I sit down with my daughter and I said, 'Do you know how babies get here?' And she said, 'Well, the lady has an egg inside of her, and the man has sperm inside of him, and the sperm meets the egg, and that's how the lady gets pregnant.' And I said, 'Do you know how the sperm meets the egg?' She said, 'Does the man pee on the woman?' I said, 'Sometimes, but that's $35 extra.'
Robert Schimmel
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I'm a genius, take notes, I'll split your egg to the egg yolk. I'll be dead before I be dead broke. Still burn money, my bread toast.
Lil Wayne
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You know how fighting fish do it? They blow bubbles and in each one of those bubbles is an egg and they float the egg up to the surface. They keep this whole heavy nest of eggs floating, and they're constantly repairing it. It's as if they live in both elements.
Audre Lorde
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It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm cells... to locate a female egg, despite the fact that the egg is, relative to them, the size of Wisconsin.
Dave Barry
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When you start with a portrait and search for a pure form, a clear volume, through successive eliminations, you arrive inevitably at the egg. Likewise, starting with the egg and following the same process in reverse, one finishes with the portrait.
Pablo Picasso
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
E B White
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Despotism isn't nearly as bad as it's cracked up to be.
Arabella Weir
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At first it was beautiful. Every girl has a fairytale. But then you wake up and see. Its not all its cracked up to be.
Vivian Green
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