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Credit Card Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
Unknown
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i HATE the company zoosk. first they steal my photos for their ads & now they are making fraud charges on my credit card WTF
Hanna Beth
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Money changer! Greedy bankers! This is the Peoples House! My minister has a sinister plan to save my soul with a credit card scam.
Otep
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I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards.
Henry Youngman
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Banks introduced the installment plan. The disappearance of cash and the coming of the credit card changed the shape of life in the United States.
Jerzy Kosinski
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Money is just the poor man's credit card.
Marshall McLuhan
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Money is just the poor man's credit card.
Marshall McLuhan
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I can walk into a bookstore and hand over my credit card and they don't know who the hell I am. Maybe that says something about bookstore clerks.
E L Doctorow
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Procrastination is like a credit card: it's a lot of fun until you get the bill.
Christopher Parker
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
Unknown
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This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth
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Why don't we call on the credit card companies to be accountable? They need to be held accountable for their predatory lending practices.
Paul Wellstone
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All they need to do is to set up some website somewhere selling some bogus product at twenty percent of the normal market prices and people are going to be tricked into providing their credit card numbers.
Kevin Mitnick
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I only have a credit card which allows me to spend a certain amount of money every month. If I reach the limit after the first week, I can't buy any more stuff until the month is over. My mom is in control of that.
Justin Bieber
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If in any divination the Tenth Card should be a Court Card, it shews that the subject of the divination falls ultimately into the hands of a person represented by that card, and its end depends mainly on him.
Arthur E Waite
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We must take away the government's credit card. With limits on both tax revenue and borrowing, the Federal government would finally be forced to get serious about spending cuts.
Alan Keyes
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It is imperative that we make consumers more aware of the long-term effects of their financial decisions, particularly in managing their credit card debt, so that they can avoid financial pitfalls that may lead to bankruptcy.
Daniel Akaka
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It's a wonderful thing to see a segment of our population that is open and eager to learn more about Chinese culture. It has filtered into the mainstream. You see credit-card ads on TV with white couples and Chinese babies.
Iris Chang
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Now between '45 and '48, things would change enormously, 'cos we'd had credit in United States, credit from the Bank of America, credit from the Import-Export Bank and people had started working again.
Gianni Agnelli
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
Unknown
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