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Credit Card Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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They talk about this Great Recession if it fell out of the sky, like, 'Oh, my goodness, where did it come from?' It came from this man voting to put two wars on a credit card, to at the same time put a prescription drug benefit on the credit card, a trillion-dollar tax cut for the very wealthy. I was there. I voted against them. I said, no, we can't afford that.
Joe Biden
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Dear Santa, Please send your credit card numbers. its only fair since youre getting the credit for the gifts, that you should start paying for them also...
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla
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As a child, a library card takes you to exotic, faraway places. When you're grown up, a credit card does it.
Sam Ewing
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Social security, bank account, and credit card numbers aren't just data. In the wrong hands they can wipe out someone's life savings, wreck their credit and cause financial ruin.
Melissa Bean
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Typically, students slide into debt through the extension (by credit card companies) of unaffordable credit lines.
Robert Manning
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They're pushing credit cards. They don't take Visa, but they do take American Express, or they don't take this one, but they take that one, or you'd better bring this one, or if you forget who you are, look on your credit card; it will be there.
Bill Janklow
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Money is a poor man's credit card.
Marshall McLuhan
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I'll need a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it.
Nickelback
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What this country needs is a credit card for charging things to experience.
Tom Wilson
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You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are.
Brody Jenner
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You stick a credit card in a machine, and you pay $3 or whatever it is to get cash - your own money.
Bill Janklow
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I pull out the gas pump handle BEFORE I put in my credit card! Thug Life!
Unknown
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A check or credit card, a Gucci bag strap, anything of value will do. Give as you live.
Jesse Jackson
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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In 1973, a woman could not get a credit card without her husband or father or a male signing off on it.
Billie Jean King
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This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth
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For straphangers, for ni...s who pay for shit with five fingers. My credit card scammers, my hookie party jammers.
Jean Grae
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I haven't reported my missing credit card to the police because whoever stole it is spending less than my wife.
Ilie Nastase
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Even small cults are a serious cost on the world economy, to victims, their families, employers, friends, and credit-card companies.
Keith Henson
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