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Crooked Lines Quotes & Sayings
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Your clothes are making me uncomfortable, please take them off.
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i cant taste my lips could you do it for me?!?!
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Does this rag smell like chloro.... to you?
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I don't know why my lines that were cut from the film didn't make it onto the DVD. I have offered to go into the editing room with Christopher and work shoulder to shoulder with him to fit all my lines in. I think he thinks I'm kidding. I'm only trying to help.
Fred Willard
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FACT: Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute... Ummm, wanna work out?
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Beauty comes from a life well lived. If you've lived well, your smile lines are in the right places, and your frown lines aren't too bad, what more do you need?
Jennifer Garner
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I write a lot, and very often I write a couple of lines that are particularly revealing in some kind of way. And then as a few more lines get added and a piece gets added, eventually the song pretty much takes over and you can't really find a way to change those things.
Nick Cave
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No public man can be just a little crooked.
Herbert Hoover
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Oh, you like sleeping?....Me too! We should do it together sometime!
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I went up a straight crooked lane and, I said 'No thanks, yes if yer please.
Jack Finney
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All truth is crooked, time itself is a circle.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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A perfect smile is more appealing but it's funny how. My shit is crooked look at how far I done got without it.
J Cole
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You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.
W C Fields
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Glance into the world just as though time were gone: and everything crooked will become straight to you.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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We got dragged through a system and got burned by crooked lawyers, and the list goes on and on.
Jerry Only
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You see through love, and that deludes your sight, As what is straight seems crooked through the water.
John Dryden
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From such crooked wood as that which man is made of, nothing straight can be fashioned.
Immanuel Kant
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch lines. It's not a joke show. There are funny lines and funny moments but again the comedy is born of the human experience and awkward pauses are a great part of what it is to be human.
Rainn Wilson
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Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn't necessarily funny. I mean the lines aren't necessarily so funny to begin with.
Tim Conway
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We don't have to have s.., let's just get naked and see what happens.
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