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Dad:son Wanna Here A Joke Quotes & Sayings
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I get just as much of a thrill out of constructing a good sentence that gets a laugh at the end as I do from a joke.
Julian Clary
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I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny.
David Cross
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It's a lot easier, I think, to be an actor in a movie than to spin a joke on a sitcom.
Nicole Sullivan
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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I'm a real bad bi.... Your man wanna see me and bi... you wanna be me.
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I wanna go to the gym... I wanna go to the gym..
Pauly D
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Hey honkies. You folks wanna buy some heroin? Goddamnit, I'm serious. All I'm trying to sell you is some pure fu..ing smack! This is the real stuff! You won't get hooked. I just got back from Vietnam. Ahahaha... scag! Pbbbbbbb... I wanna sell you some pure fu..ing smack... pure... fu.....
Dr Gonzo
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I don't wanna stop, my body is so hot...Don't stop, that's my body movin' I don't wanna stop,, kiss me when I want it, take me to the top.
Bob Sinclar
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I think real life reflects your movies. In your life, you pick stuff that influences what movie roles you wanna pick. I think if you've got an interesting life, you wanna do interesting movies about interesting things.
Chris Tucker
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I don't wanna be Courtney Love, I wanna be Kurt Cobain. He's brilliant and his songs are genius. The Hole records are great. Everyone always compares me to Courtney Love because they think we, like, dress the same and we both have blonde hair, wear lipstick and dresses. But I'm sorry, don't a lot of girls dress like that? I look at Nirvana. I don't look at Hole.
Taylor Momsen
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There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
Mose Allison
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Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.
Will Rogers
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The English had hit upon a splendid joke. They intended to catch me or to bring me down.
Manfred Von Richthofen
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A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.
Joshua Lederberg
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I agree with Sophocles: the greatest luck is not to have been born - but, as the joke goes on, very few people succeed in it.
Slavoj Zizek
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Gracious dying is a huge, macabre and expensive joke on the American public.
Jessica Mitford
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Jennifer Lopez was really nice and in a great mood. She was excited about getting to make a joke about her outfit.
Pitbull
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U.S. soldiers, with whom I now have more than a passing acquaintance, joke that they track my movements in order to know where they will be deployed next.
Christiane Amanpour
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I have a new joke today. Martha Stewart's on suicide watch. They had to unplug all of her ovens.
Rip Taylor
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It's a cosmic joke that I'm a lesbian, because I understand men so well but women are a complete mystery to me.
Lea DeLaria
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