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Dad Turning 80ing 80 Quotes & Sayings
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
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I wrote a letter to my dad, I was going to write 'I really enjoyed being here', but I accidentally wrote 'rarely' instead of 'really'. But I wanted to use it, I didn't want to cross it out, so I wrote 'I rarely drive steamboats, Dad. There's a lot of sh*t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator.' I know this letter took a harsh turn right away.
Mitch Hedberg
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Clubs are so lame. Nobody even dances at these clubs. They stand around and get drunk and they schmooze. There is no enjoyment factor. You get so many invites...partying has never interested me. My dad was a drug addict. There's something about watching your dad go through heroin withdrawal when you're 11. It's not interesting anymore. I'm not individualizing this. There are lots of kids that deal with this. I'm an '80s baby; that's what was going on.
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So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and they go to the same college, and she calls me up one night and says 'Dad, I wanted to talk to you about Steve.' And all I can think is if she tells me she took it up the a.. I'm gonna drop dead on the phone. I mean what do you say to that 'Daddy, I don't like it in the butt.' Yeah, you and your mom both. So she says 'Dad, you know Steve and I have been together for a while, and he was wondering what it would be like to go all the way.' So I said 'Maybe I'll fu.. him then he won't have to wonder anymore.' See Steve that's what it's like to go all the way...would you stop crying?
Robert Schimmel
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I worked at a clothing store once called Body. It was the coolest clothing store in the Valley. My dad made us sign a contract when we were 16 that if we crashed our car or did anything to our car, we were responsible for it. I got a job at the clothing store to pay to get my car fixed after a wreck. After that, I worked for my dad at his music company.
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Hayley: Oh my God. Dad, why is Hilary Duff in our house? Stan: Hilary is here of her own free will because she wants to have dinner with Steve. Steve: Hilary, could you pass the salt? Stan: (Holding gun to her head) Pass him the salt.
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To you Dad. As Fathers Day approaches, I find myself missing you more than usual. If only Facebook had a link to heaven. Happy Fathers Day Dad. I miss you.
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Mom and Dad, For 50 years, youve been the ones who showed us how to live. Your marriage demonstrates it best, how to love and how to give. You always had a helping hand, a smile and a dose of cheer; Your selfless, sweet devotion kept us sheltered, year by year. Youve dealt with life like champions for half a century now; Youve blessed all those who know you; Mom and Dad, please take a bow!
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Hayley: It's just toast, Dad. Stan: This time it was toast, Hayley. This time.
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Having everyone's back, but then turning around to see that no one has yours...
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Once Im done with somebody thats it, there's no turning back.
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This is turning into way more than a game..
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Thank you for turning my day around. I love you so much. Thank you for being there for me.
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There is no turning back.
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Turning through sick lullabies.
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This lady is not for turning.
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You take me way past the point of turning me on!
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I'm not sad at all about turning 40.
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If I'm with my friends, and they'll be like, 'Oh, hey, where's your dad? Let's go say hi.' And I'll be like, 'Oh, no. He's watching hours and hours of TED Talks just...Dude, don't go in there.' Last time I went in there, he said, 'Jaden, so the art of telling stories is an art that you really have to learn. I want you to read Aesop's Fables.' 'Dad, I've read Aesop's Fables three times.' 'Honestly, you can't read it enough.' But when you're on your way to see a 9:15 movie and it's nine o'clock, he's like, 'Wait, wait, Jaden, I need to tell you something about life, man.'
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Ain't no turning back for me; I'm in it til it's over.
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