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Dangerfield Birthday Quotes & Sayings
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Many years ago on this day, God decided to send an angel to earth. The angel was meant to touch lives and that happened! Happy Birthday my sweet angel.
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When I was born ... the doctor came out to the waiting room and said to my father ... I'm very sorry. We did everything we could ... but he pulled through.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
Rodney Dangerfield
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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And the only studies were - Rodney Dangerfield was my mentor and he was my Yale drama school for comedy.
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I told my psychiatrist everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous; everyone hasn't met me yet
Rodney Dangerfield
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a s..y negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
Rodney Dangerfield
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This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My birthday is July first and my best friend's birthday is July fifth so it's always been a favorite holiday. It's all about having a cooler full of sodas, hot dogs, and just hanging out and shooting off firecrackers, being low-key, watching the fireworks. There's something about a holiday that isn't all about how much money you spend.
Hilarie Burton
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God created you and sent you into this world for a purpose. It is your duty to fulfill God's purpose. May the Grace of God and Spirit of the Lord always be always by your side, in times of sorrow or happiness. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.
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When a man is tired of life on his 21st birthday it indicates that he is rather tired of something in himself.
F Scott Fitzgerald
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The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. Happy 18th Birthday!
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Now that I have some maturity to understand the things around, I realise the love and care that you always treated me with. I am sorry for all those times, when I disappointed you with my behavior. I love you my sister and promise to always shower you with respect, love and support. Wishing you a very happy and memorable Birthday.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair.
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
Rodney Dangerfield
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Yeah, I know I'm ugly...I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
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The day which we fear as our last is but the birthday of eternity.
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All the gold, diamonds and other jewels on earth cannot match the shine of love and care that you have bestowed upon me. You have given me the priceless gift of life and the priceless gift of having such a great mother. Happy Birthday!
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They say you lose your memory as you grow older. I say 'forget about the past' and live life to the fullest today. Start with ice cream. Happy Birthday.
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