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Daniel Tosh Babe Ruth Joke Quotes & Sayings
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When a ladder was stolen from a store the manager said that further steps would be taken.
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.
Daniel Tosh
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If you had to eat another human to survive, do you think they'd taste like their ethnic background?
Daniel Tosh
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Sometimes, when I'm feeling down because nothing seems to be going right, I like to take a home pregnancy test. Then I can say, 'Hey, at least I'm not pregnant.'
Daniel Tosh
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My father wanted me to have all the educational opportunities he never had... so he sent me to a girls school.
Daniel Tosh
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You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.
Daniel Tosh
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It was funny, when I thought of it afterward, how Ruth and Gehrig looked as they stood there. The Babe must have been waiting for me to get the ball up a little so he could get his bat under it.
Carl Hubbell
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I won't be happy until we have every boy in America between the ages of six and sixteen wearing a glove and swinging a bat.
Babe Ruth
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
Daniel Tosh
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Finding my dog's g spot is taking way longer than I would care to admit.
Daniel Tosh
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I can't sleep babe. I can't think babe. I can't live babe. Without you in my life. I can't go on babe. This is my song baby. Don't wanna do nothin' if I...go away baby and I can't do nothin' if you're...not around.
R Kelly
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I did not choose necessarily on the basis of significance. If you have a vote for the most significant athlete, then you have Ali, then you have Babe Ruth, then you have Michael Jordan.
Dick Schaap
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Honestly, at one time I though Babe Ruth was a cartoon character. I really did, I mean I wasn't born until 1961 and I grew up in Indiana.
Don Mattingly
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
Daniel Tosh
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
Daniel Tosh
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
Daniel Tosh
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.
Daniel Tosh
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
Daniel Tosh
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What you never want to do is have a story that doesn't track emotionally, because then you're going joke to joke and you're going to fatigue the audience. The only thing that's going to string them to the next joke is how successful the previous joke is.
Paul Feig
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