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Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
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I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Spanish-American War.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today... and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?
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A computer makes it possible to do, in half an hour, tasks which were completely unnecessary to do before
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a look at the pathetic mess you call your life.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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