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My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he is more into bands with names like Heave and Squatting Turnips.
Dave Barry
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American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it.
Dave Barry
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.
Dave Barry
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It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
Dave Barry
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
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I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up
Dave Barry
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What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another person, especially if he has had between four and seven beers.
Dave Barry
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
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For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
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The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
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Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.
Dave Barry
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My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
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