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Dave Chappelle On Chi Quotes & Sayings
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Terrorists don't take black hostages. That's the truth. I have yet to see one of us on the news reading a hostage letter. Like, 'Uh...they is treatin us good. Uh we are chillin and shit. I'd like to give a shout out to Ray-Ray an Big Steve and uh, send some Newports!'
Dave Chappelle
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I dont fear death, but I sure dont like those three-footers for par.
Chi Chi
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Then Lee Trevino and Jack Nicklaus come in. I'll caddie for Jack.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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They got a character on there named Oscar, they treat this guy like shit the entire show. They judge him right in his face, "Oscar you are so mean! Isn't he kids?", "Yeah Oscar! Your a grouch!", its like "bi...! I LIVE IN A fu..ING TRASHCAN!
Dave Chappelle
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Somebody broke into my house once, this is a good time to call the police, but mm mm, nope. The house was too nice. It was a real nice house, but they'd never believe I lived in it. They'd be like 'He's still here!
Dave Chappelle
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When Lee and Jack win, it is good for golf. When I win, it is better.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Good motherfu..ing choice, motherfu..er! Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L. Jackson! It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fu..ing fat girls in no time! You might even fight a ni... or two! Mmmm-mmm, bi...!
Dave Chappelle
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After all these years, its still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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New white people, you can't scare these white people, I tried.
Dave Chappelle
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And just as there was something of every Vietnamese in Ho Chi Minh so there is something of Ho Chi Minh in almost every present-day Vietnamese, so strong is his imprint on the Vietnamese nation.
Wilfred Burchett
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Skeet Skeet Skeet!
Dave Chappelle
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Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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My fans are buying the DNA of Dave.
Dave Pelzer
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Let's be real: It's just TV; it's just entertainment.
Chi McBride
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Only one of us would usually sing lead. Which most of the time was, Mickey or Dave. They thought it was perfectly a natural routine, because Mickey and Dave saw themselves as TV actors.
Peter Tork
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It was patriotism, not communism, that inspired me.
Ho Chi Minh
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I've had a lot of people tell me they wish I were their principal.
Chi McBride
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You have to take some dramatic license just to make it entertaining sometimes.
Chi McBride
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I've never heard of any president being so close to his people.
Ho Chi Minh
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I printed a list of Irish names from the Internet and my husband, Dave, saw Finley on the list. I really liked it but didn't want to scare Dave off with my enthusiasm. So I used a little reverse psychology and let him think it was his idea.
Holly Marie Combs
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