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Dave Chappelle On Chi Quotes & Sayings
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I read the greens in Spanish, but putt in English.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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The sweetest two words are 'next time.' The sourest word is 'if.'
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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I can't wait until we make an eagle.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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He told me just to keep the ball low.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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No one has as much luck around the greens as one who practices a lot.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fu..er can't even speak English!
Dave Chappelle
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I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like, 'Could you not call me a b*tch in front of my kids?'
Dave Chappelle
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I'm not sure we have what it takes to beat Cell, but I don't want Chi Chi & Gohan to worry. I want them to enjoy themselves...these are precious times, Krillin!
Dragon Ball Z
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The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
Chi Chi Rodriguez
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It's Friday bi...es! Lets Get fu..ed Up!
Dave Chappelle
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Hey baby, baby go home man its three oclock in the morning what the fu.. are you doing up. The baby said I'm sellin weed ni....
Dave Chappelle
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Most people don't know what it's like to stand up there and speak their mind. I have a venue to do that. I get paid to do that. It's not like I'm doing heavy lifting up there. It's not like I'm solving the world's problems. It's like I'm hanging out with a bunch of people and it's cool.
Dave Chappelle
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I would go to work on the show and I felt awful everyday, that's not the way it was. I felt like some kind of prostitute or something. If I feel so bad, why keep on showing up to this place? I'm going to Africa. The hardest thing to do is to be true to yourself, especially when everybody is watching.
Dave Chappelle
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I knew it was a bad idea, but I was high. I tried to explain to him that it was a bad idea but all that came out was well ni... sometimes you gotta race, I don't know.
Dave Chappelle
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I still think people do have racial hang-ups, but I think one of the reasons I can joke about it is people are shedding those racial hatreds.
Dave Chappelle
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Hey, ni...s! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ni...! Woogie boogie!
Dave Chappelle
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