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Divorce Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings
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When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they "don't understand" one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
Helen Rowland
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabo
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I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
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A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.
Mickey Rooney
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I doubt if there is one married person on earth who can be objective about divorce. It is always a threat, admittedly or not, and such a dire threat that it is almost a dirty word.
Nora Johnson
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Sorry, sarcasm falls out of my mouth, like stupidity falls out of yours.
Unknown
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A 99-year-old man is filing for divorce from his 96-year-old wife, making them the world's oldest divorced couple. It's got to be weird when a divorce lawyer is fighting for your kids to get custody of you.
Jimmy Fallon
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Peace, of course, is different from divorce; indeed, in essential respects, divorce is the opposite of peace.
Douglas Feith
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Don't like my sarcasm ? Well I don't like your stupidity.
Unknown
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When a couple decide to divorce, they should inform both sets of parents before having a party and telling all their friends. This is not only courteous but practical. Parents may be very willing to pitch in with comments, criticism and malicious gossip of their own to help the divorce along.
P J ORourke
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My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money.
Wendy Liebman
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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Whoever said "Marriage is a 50-50 proposition" laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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Whoever said Marriage is a 50-50 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language.
Austin Elliot
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They asked her (Ruth Graham) did she ever think about divorce and she said, 'No, I've never thought of divorce in all these 35 years of marriage, but,' she said, 'I did think of murder a few times
Billy Graham
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Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown
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I don't think you need a pre-nup. If you have to plan your divorce before you get married, don't get married.
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There's nothing like a family crisis, especially a divorce, to force a person to re-evaluate his life.
Michael Douglas
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Gay marriage needs to be legalized, cause I would watch the shit out of some gay divorce court.
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Please understand that there is NO such thing as a complicated relationship. Either you are Single, Involve With Someone, Married, Divorce, or Widowed. With that being said... either come together on one accord or stop wasting the other person time.
Unknown
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