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Do Women Fart Quotes & Sayings
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Since we all came from a women, got our name from a women, and our game from a women. I wonder why we take from women, why we .... our women, do we hate our women? I think its time we killed for our women, be real to our women, try to heal our women, cus if we dont we'll have a race of babies that will hate the ladies, who make the babies. And since a man can't make one he has no right to tell a women when and where to create one
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Sean: My wife used to fart when she was nervous. She had all sorts of wonderful little idiosyncrasies. She used to fart in her sleep. I thought Id share that with you. One night it was so loud it woke the dog up. She woke up and went ah was that you? And I didnt have the heart to tell her. Oh! Will: She woke herself up? Sean: Ah...! But Will, shes been dead for 2 years, and that's the shit I remember: wonderful stuff you know? Little things like that. Those are the things I miss the most. The little idiosyncrasies that only I know about: that's what made her my wife. Oh she had the goods on me too, she knew all my little peccadilloes. People call these things imperfections, but there not. Ah, that's the good stuff. ~ Robin Williams as Sean Maguire, Matt Damon as Will Hunting.
Good Will Hunting
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She's a warm fart at Christmas.
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My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
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I'd like to think I'd never do a gratuitous fart joke.
Harold Ramis
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I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different.
Kurt Vonnegut
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Women are leaders everywhere you look, from a CEO to house a wife that holds together a home. Our country was built by women who stand alone.
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I just sharted myself. That's when you fart and you shit yourself on accident!
Kris Jenner
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At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
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I regret having held in even a single fart for you.
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She'd teach me about modern art, and I'd show her it's okay to fart.
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
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