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Dogs Funny Thingsunny Things Quotes & Sayings
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Being a funny person does an awful lot of things to you. You feel that you mustn't get serious with people. They don't expect it from you, and they don't want to see it. You're not entitled to be serious, you're a clown.
Fanny Brice
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Age appears to be best in four things, - old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to read.
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Three things i'v learned in school; 1. Texting without looking 2. Sleeping with my eyes open 3. Teamwork on tests
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.
Joe Rogan
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For my new year's resolution, I promise to stop correcting your terrible spelling and focus more on your horrific grammar.
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To succeed in your life, you need these three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone...
Nishan Panwar
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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What really can I do to make things better? There are some perks to being a celebrity. My job is to be funny once in a while, but it's my responsibility to make good use of it.
Angela Kinsey
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Sorry that, statistically speaking, you probably won't fulfill your resolution.
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My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with alcohol and drugs.
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In the fifties I had dreams about touching a naked woman and she would turn to bronze or the dream about hot dogs chasing donuts through the Lincoln Tunnel.
Robert Klein
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A couple of years ago, my dad asked me if, when Im on the road by myself, no boyfriend, no family, no dogs to comfort me, I am happy with who I am. That stuck with me. If you don't know yourself, you can't really love anybody.
Julianne Hough
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I kinda feel like I know the funniest people. I guess Bill Murray. It's really, really hard for him to do wrong in my estimate. We just rented The Man Who Knew Too Little, and it's a pretty misguided movie. But there are things that he does that are so funny.
Andy Richter
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I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call me into his office once in a while when he knew things weren't going so well. And it's funny. Every time I left there I always felt like something good was about to happen.
Robin Yount
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Funny is funny is funny.
Bob Newhart
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
Robert A Heinlein
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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Winston Churchill
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I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing.
Enya
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If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Roger Caras
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I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
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Relatives are the worst friends, said the fox as the dogs took after him
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