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Donald Trump Funny Quotes & Sayings
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You put funny people in funny costumes and paint them green and we could talk about anything we wanted to, because that was the only thing that fascinated Gene about this particular genre.
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When my girlfriend and I fight, I tighten the top to every jar and bottle in the house. Just so I can say "Oh yeah, you need me NOW, huh?"
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Sometimes, when my underwear matches my outfit, it makes me feel like I really have my life together.
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My bed and I have a special relationship, we're perfect for each other. But my alarm clock just hates seeing us together.
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Sati is hilarious all the time. She has a great sense of humor. She knows she's funny, too. Like whenever she does something cute, she gets this smile on her face and announces, 'Funny baby!'
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Nascar would be so much more entertaining if they threw banana peels and turtle shells.
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My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.
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The Roman Catholics teach that unless you're a Roman Catholic you do not go to heaven.
Neale Donald Walsch
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Don't begin to think you're the President. You're not. The Constitution provides for only one.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Maybe I will write a memoir, perhaps I'll do some essays, or maybe I will write a mystery story.
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When someone with a rural accent says, I don't know much about politics, zip up your pockets.
Donald Rumsfeld
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Leadership is an opportunity to serve. It is not a trumpet call to self-importance.
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Think ahead. Don't let day-to-day operations drive out planning.
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If it weren't for received ideas, the publishing industry wouldn't have any ideas at all.
Donald E Westlake
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When the weight of the paper equals the weight of the airplane, only then you can go flying.
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And that Newman wasn't, and yet to me Pollock is just as radical and unlike Expressionism as Newman.
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Healthy disagreement, debate, leading to compromise has always been the American way.
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But He Himself hath sealed your sufferings, and their thus saying condemns God, and His sealing condemns them.
Donald Cargill
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Donald Rumsfeld
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Prune - prune businesses, products, activities, people. Do it annually.
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