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Drink Alcohol Beforefor Quotes & Sayings
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Oh, it's ok...No, I'm allowed to say it, it's a bachelor party. Drink up everybody! Oh wait, there's no alcohol. I forgot, we're at a fu..in' Ihop! -Phil
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
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I don't smoke and I don't drink alcohol.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly.
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Instead of warning pregnant women not to drink, I think female alcoholics should be told not to fu..
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Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts.
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That's the problem with drinking, I thought, as I poured myself a drink. If something bad happens you drink in an attempt to forget; if something good happens you drink in order to celebrate; and if nothing happens you drink to make something happen.
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
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Sorry sweetie, but no. Alcohol is't an excuse for being a dirty slut. Nice try though.
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Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
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They say so many people die because of alcohol. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.
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It's funny how alcohol can make the clothes come off.
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Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating salad.
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Dear alcohol, We had a deal where you would make me funnier, smarter, and a better dancer. I saw the video. We need to talk...
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They shall not drink wine with a song; strong drink shall be bitter to them that drink it.
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I've developed this ability to hide my feelings..then I drink..and that ability goes down the drain.
Charlie Peters
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And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
Alberto Juantorena
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Happy Leap Day! I have an 84-year-old friend who is celebrating his 21st birthday today. He can finally drink alcohol legally!
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