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Drunk Idiots Quotes & Sayings
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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If you can't take control, let Jesus take the wheel and hope he's not drunk.
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Bob Livingston
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Between persons of equal income there is no social distinction except the distinction of merit. Money is nothing: character, conduct, and capacity are everything. There would be great people and ordinary people and little people, but the great would always be those who had done great things, and never the idiots whose mothers had spoiled them and whose fathers had left them a hundred thousand a year; and the little would be persons of small minds and mean characters, and not poor persons who had never had a chance. That is why idiots are always in favor of inequality of income (their only chance of eminence), and the really great in favor of equality.
George Bernard Shaw
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That awkward moment when I'm drunk and you're still ugly...
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Being drunk - 10 points Being in Liverpool - minus 20 points.
Unknown
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The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
P J O'Rourke
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Bruce Aidells
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Being tired is worse than being drunk, I speak my mind to much when I'm tired.
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Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.
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I think the terrorists are just idiots.
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A meal without wine is like a day without sunshine, except that on a day without sunshine you can still get drunk.
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The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward.
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Being drunk will never, ever, be an excuse for cheating.
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I'm surrounded by idiots! -Scar
The Lion King
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