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Drunk In Bar Dieter In Mcdonalds Quotes & Sayings
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The sot Loserus is drunk twice a day, Bibinus only once; now of these say, Which may a man the greatest drunkard call? Bibinus for he's drunk once for all
John Still
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look s..y...so I came back drunk.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.
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Ladies, there's nothing attractive about a woman being sloppy drunk...stop bragging about it like it's an accomplishment.
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I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.
Fiona Apple
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I hit her up, I say what up? She says the sky. I say whats good? She say McDonalds apple pie.
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I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up out of nowhere.
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!
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Writing is a job. A drunk writer is about as useful as a drunk surgeon. You can spend the rest of the day swimming in booze, but the hours you write should be sober and with purpose.
Steve Gilliard
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A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.
Demetri Martin
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Drunk Logic: 'She's only ugly in the face.'
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Drunk drivers are somewhat better them people texting while driving cause at least the drunk drivers are trying to look at the road.
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
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One does not simply drive home from McDonalds without eating any fries.
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My first job at age 14 I worked at McDonalds & I gotta admit I had a lot of fun working there.
Amber Rose
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College is the only time in which being poor and drunk is acceptable.
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That awkward moment when you are at the Mcdonalds play place and a woman walks up to you and asks which one is yours? And I reply I haven't picked one yet...
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People need to stop complaining bout being single since there's bigger problems in the world. Like McDonalds not serving breakfast after 10:30.
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