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Engineering Exams Funny Quotes & Sayings
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The best way to handle exams and interview tension is to be well prepared. Study well.
Terry Mark
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From here, it becomes an engineering problem; the engineer considers the ground motion that will occur and evaluates the requirements of the proposed structure in the light of the local foundation conditions.
Charles Francis Richter
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An engineer is someone who is good with figures, but doesn't have the personality of an accountant.
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Study is the bane of childhood, the oil of youth, the indulgence of adulthood, and a restorative in old age...
Walter Savage Landor
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One man's magic is another man's engineering. Supernatural is a null word.
Robert A Heinlein
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I'm busy studying. Or as they say in the po.. business, "looking at po..."
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Exams don't test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
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Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study...
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Yes Im a bum. But Im a Harvard bum. 'With Honors'
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Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course.
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A theory may be so rich in descriptive possibilities that it can be made to fit any data.
Phillip Johnson-Laird
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The human brain is amazing. It functions 24 hours a day from the time we were born, and only stops when we take exam or when we are in love.
Ritu Ghatourey
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I am an old man now, and when I die and go to Heaven there are two matters on which I hope for enlightement. One is quantum electrodynamics and the other is the turbulent motion of fluids. And about the former I am rather more optimistic.
Sir Horace Lamb
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During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information.
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Study without thought is vain: thought without study is dangerous.
Confucious
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Architects and engineers are among the most fortunate of men since they build their own monuments with public consent, public approval and often public money.
John Prebble
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Electronic calculators can solve problems which the man who made them cannot solve; but no government subsidised commission of engineers and physicists could create a worm.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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Studying expands knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, crime doesnt pay. Why study?
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An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.
Oscar Wilde
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Improvement makes strait roads: but the crooked roads without Improvement are roads of Genius.
William Blake
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