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Eric Cartman Picture And Respect My Autho Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Eric Cartman
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
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If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
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bi...! Dont call me bi..., bi...!
Eric Cartman
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Eric Cartman
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When one losses their respect for someone it is an end all to all, because there's no phoniness when we truly lose respect for someone for whatever reason. We either treat someone with dignity and respect or we don't treat or acknowledge them at all. They either have earned our respect, never had our respect or lost the respect we once had, there's no in between when it comes to respect
Danny Santagato
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Respect my feelings, my life, my doing. Respect how I am, who I may, who I kiss. Respect what I find what I think, what I say. How I dress, where I work, what I stand for and fight for. Respect what I choose, all is my choice not yours. Respect my appearance, whatever you see. I wear what I like, that`s who I am. I change for no one, no second, no hair. You find that probably strange, really stupid and weird. But I am who I want to be and whatever I love, Respect how I am, then I'll do that for you too!
Harriet Morgan
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One time a guy handed me a picture. He said, 'Here's a picture of me when I was younger.' Every picture is of you when you were younger. 'Here's a picture of me when I'm older.' 'You son of bit**, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. What's it look like?'
Mitch Hedberg
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The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the name just stuck.
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Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
Allen Klein
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When you demand respect you will be shown respect. But that's usually all it is, a show. When you earn respect you will receive true respect.
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I Learn Every Since I Was A Baby To Respect Everybody Even Tho They Might Not Like Me Or I Don't Like Them But It Goes A Long Way....Even I Respect Elders or Anybody. But Look The People You Respect Will Respect You Back And You Will Go Some Where In Life So I Always Respect People No Matter What You Will See A lot Of Opportunity I Promise I Been There It Will Make Your Life Easier
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I've always had a great respect for the picture business. It's been good to me.
Alan Ladd
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No one can take away our self respect unless we allow them to. In our lives we have to teach people how to treat us and treating us with RESPECT SHOULD BE NUMBER ONE unless we don't have respect for ourselves by allowing ourselves to be walked over or spoken to disrespectfully, then it doesn't matter and then we deserve what we get...NO RESPECT
Danny Santagato
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