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Eric Cartman Taking A Dump Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didnt even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.
Eric Cartman
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Handle it? For two billion dollars I could handle my Grandpas balls dude.
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, Id be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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The poor kid passes it to the Jew, the Jew shoots. He misses! Proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey!
Eric Cartman
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I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried something, I'd be like, HEY! You get your bi... a.. back in the kitchen and make me some pie!
Eric Cartman
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Its a mans obligation to stick his boneration in a womens separation; this sort of penetration will increase the population of the younger generation.
Eric Cartman
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It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.
Trey Parker
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I hate hippies! I mean, the way they always talk about protectin the earth and then drive around in cars that get poor gas mileage and wear those stupid bracelets I hate em! I wanna kick em in the nuts!
Eric Cartman
34 Likes
If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh, and making me dance for you...while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom and have s.. with some guy I dont even know. On my dads bed.
Eric Cartman
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Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar. Butters: Sure! Im good at all kinds of jobs.
Eric Cartman
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bi...! Dont call me bi..., bi...!
Eric Cartman
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Ive learned something, too: selling out is sweet because when you sell out, you get to make a lot of money, and when you have money, you dont have to hang out with a bunch of poor asses like you guys. Screw you guys, Im going home.
Eric Cartman
36 Likes
I've had a lot of memories in my life, and sometimes you kinda have to dump small ones to make room for bigger ones. But sometimes, when you try to dump the smaller ones, you think they're gone but they're not. They're sittin there, waiting to pick up exactly where they left off. No matter if there are new memories standing in their way or not.
Danny Mcbride
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I am not in the habit of taking baritones to supper.
Eric Taylor
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Every choice moves us closer to or farther away from something. Where are your choices taking your life? What do your behaviors demonstrate that you are saying yes or no to in life?
Eric Allenbaugh
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Cartman: You know, maybe we're not seeing heaven because one of us is a J-O-O.
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Better start taking notes as I'm taking tokes. The hood wanna see you die and they taking votes.
Rick Ross
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I just need somewhere to dump all my negativity.
Van Morrison
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Cartman: All Coon friends report to base. I'm so serious.
South Park
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Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman
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