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Facebook Status Dismissed Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not saying you're ugly, I'm just saying you're about 8 beers away from being my type.
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Drying only your hands, so you can reply to a text while in the shower.
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One of the hardest things to do is trying to plug in your charger in when it's completely dark.
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Girls are like Jedi's, they can lift things without even touching them...if you know what I mean.
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Waking up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and avoiding all of the mirrors.
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The awkward moment when the ticket vendor says, 'Enjoy your movie.' and then you say, 'You too!'
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Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera.
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Girlfriend: Baby, I'm Pregnant. What Do You Want It To Be? . . . . . . Boyfriend: A Joke.
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If a car behind me makes the same turn I do twice in a row, no doubt in my mind: I'm being followed...
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I'm not single and I'm not committed... I'm simply on reserve for the one who deserves...
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Alcohol is not the answer, it just makes you forget the question.
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Boy or girl, I'm gonna call you 'dude' either way.
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If you tickle my feet I am not responsible for what happens to your face.
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Today is the tomorrow you dreamed about yesterday.
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That dirty look you give the sidewalk when you turn around after you trip over it.
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Dear cupid, next time hit us both!
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'Results may vary.' means that it probably wont work for you at all.
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