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Facebook Status Dismissed Quotes & Sayings
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Facebook should change the relationship status 'Its complicated' to 'It's confusing and stressful and we're seeing other people.'
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THEY'RE going THERE with THEIR friends. Seriously, it's not f*cking rocket science.
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