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The best time to look for a job is when you already have one. Men apply the same theory to looking for a girlfriend.
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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm hilarious.
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The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
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I was using Facebook hashtags before they worked.
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Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway.
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What's the point of a high school reunion? I have Facebook. I already know you got fat.
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I don't understand those couples that fight and then a minute later change their Facebook status to 'Single.' I fight with my parents but you dont see me change my status to 'Orphan.'
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Just because I like your Facebook status does not mean I want to sleep, date, or hangout with you...
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If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot.
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Allowing gay marriages isn't nearly the gayest thing about California.
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I've had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide.
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
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'Are you as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when you read it backwards...
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In a few years priests will say, 'You may now change your relationship status to husband and wife.'
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Posting lyrics on your status hoping that one person will read them and take the hint...
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I refuse to go bungee jumping, I came into this world because of a broken rubber, I'm not leaving because of one.
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The Miami Heat playing the San Antonio Spurs is the only way I could ever root for anything from Texas.
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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Let's all pretend we're shocked that a professional football player committed sociopathic violence.
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Say this out loud five times fast! 'I won a math debate.'
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