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Actually no, my status wasn't aimed at you, but hey, if the shoe fits, feel free to wear it.
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I hate weddings. Old people would poke me saying You're next. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, You're next.
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If someone says expect the unexpected slap them in the face and say 'I bet you didn't expect that!'
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One day I might just change all of my passwords to 'Women' since nobody can seem to figure them out.
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Say it to my face, not through your status!
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
George Meredith
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A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
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Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
Nishan Panwar
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Hey Vegetarians, my food shits on your food.
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Me, fail english? UNPOSSIBLE!
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Try to say the letter 'M' without your lips touching.
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if you ever try and fail, you need to erase all evidence that you tried.
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It's your god. They're your rules. "You" go to hell.
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Welcome to Facebook: Where ho.. call out ho.. when they should be calling out themselves, where people claim their real when really their faker then Pamela Anderson's boobies, where lame a.. dudes talk about how their balling and got money to blow but really they can't even afford a mcdouble from McDonald's and their living with their parents on the down low, where people post pics of food claiming they made it when they know damn well it's just a tv dinner, where chicks post pics wearing almost nothing trying to get as many likes as they can and they call guys desperate when their the ones looking desperate in the first place! It's more like welcome to drama-Fakebook
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I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
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So the Titanic is coming out again but in 3D...I wonder if they will see the iceburg this time...
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Hey people, it's pronounced BOTH, not BOFF. That will be all...
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