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Fat Ex Girlfriend Jok Quotes & Sayings
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Working in front of the camera keeps me alive.
Chow Yun-Fat
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They lard their lean books with the fat of others work.
Richard Burton
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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.
Walt Whitman
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Opera? Just what the world needs: more fat women screaming.
Peter Boyle
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I'm just gonna pump and dump. -Fat Amy
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Better to starve free than be a fat slave
Aesop
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I think that what scares me more than getting fat during pregnancy is the responsibility of a child.
Carol Alt
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Fine. I'll give you both my number. -Fat Amy
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That's not sweat, it's your fat cells crying.
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A lean agreement is better than a fat judgment
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Americans like fat books and thin women.
Russell Baker
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When a fat girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Ew, eat a salad." When a fat girl eats a salad, people think, "Is she trying to lose weight or something?" ..but when a SKINNY girl eats a cheeseburger, people think, "Wow, she eats and eats and never gains a pound." and when a SKINNY girl eats a salad, people think, "Why is she eating a salad? She doesn't need to lose weight." Like if you think this is true.
Unknown
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I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
Emo Philips
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Don't try to make your girlfriend jealous by posting pictures of you with another girl...that's pathetic.
Unknown
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Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
Bernadette Peters
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My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.
Dwight York
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Call your girlfriend. I think it's time you talked. Give your reasons. Say it's not her fault. But you just met somebody new.
Unknown
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Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.
Billy Bush
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My Roman girlfriend translates bits from Italian into English. It is sublime.
Francesca Da Rimini
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so you just stole a bait car with your girlfriend, called your whole family to brag about it, and you're pregnant.
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